I’m the weird child of the family😂😂

So, if anyone knows me, they know that I love to joke around

So at school on a Wednesday period 3, I was sitting next to my good friend Andrej, and he asked me if I had a ruler, my dumbass hasn’t had one since grade 3, but I didn’t wanna look dumb, so I’m here trying to answer him like

After a few seconds of doing^^ I said no, I don’t have a ruler

My brother was sitting on the other table on my left side, so Andrej somehow gets the idea of asking him. He asked me, hey what’s your brothers name, it’s a simple question so I was like should I tell the truth or lie

Yep you guessed it I lied

With a straight face I said, his name is Dick, that sounded a bit unbelievable and I could tell that he wasn’t falling for it so I added, Dick is short for his full name Dickley, Andrej started laughing and was like really? I was like yeaaahh duh that’s my brother I think I know

As he was about to go and ask, the teacher told us including my brother and his friend to go and sign in. The bait was hooked and the fishing rod was going under. Andrej walked over to my brother and his friend and said “Dick do you have a ruler?” My brother was like WHAT!!

Unfortunately my brother proceeded to sign in and didn’t have the reaction I had hoped for

Andrej was like, does your brother not like talking to strangers or something? I was like no I might have made a mistake

Andrej was like what mistake?

And I said my brothers name is Derick. Andrej looked back at him like

And the rest is history

At least I told the truth about the first and last letters of his name