OKAY, so we were having a good day, went grocery shopping and just relaxing ya know adulting but nothing too special.

We ended up taking a nap and when we got up I started giving him head. He grabbed my hair and I felt like a sexy goddess

I'm doing what he likes and I'm like oh ya I'm about to get this dick. He gets up and I'm like

He gets me on my knees and I'm grabbing a pillow for under me and get comfy THEN

HE GAVE ME AN ANAL RASPBERRY... THE FUCK

HES OVER HERE LIKE

THEN I FART CAUSE OF HOW SCARED I WAS BUT I STILL GOT THE DICK