Bad timing

The other day I was taking selfies in my bedroom. I made sure no one was outside because I was standing in front of my window, getting that stellar natural lighting, in my Calvin Klein bra. I was getting stunning pics and loving myself, when all of a sudden a heard a car horn honk. I looked out and saw 2 men at the house across the road standing in the driveway looking up at me.

I dropped to the floor and nearly peed myself laughing. After spending probably 20 minutes sprawled out on the floor laughing and texting my friends what had just happened, I shimmied on my stomach over to my dresser and grabbed a shirt. Needless to say, by the time I looked out the window again, the men had left. Not sure how I managed to leave my house after that hilarious embarrassment.