Has anyone/family ever found your toys💦🙊?

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My mother in law found our cuffs once when we first started dating 🙈 
HOWEVER, the worst of them all is last year my husband and I had to go out of town because we were both in my best friend’s wedding. We knew we weren’t going to have the kids and we would be alone so we packed a couple toys for the night. We came back home from our trip and I hadn’t unpacked yet and everything was sitting in the bag on our bed. Well my dad happened to be over the same day helping my husband do a repair to the closet in our room. My oldest daughter who was 4 at the time was digging through the the bag and I didn’t think anything of it and honestly I completely forgot about the toys because I stuffed them under all the clothes. Well she whips out this rubbery dick and shakes it around IN MY DADS FACE saying “hey papaw, what’s this?” I’ll tell you what ladies I was deceased on the spot. I’m talkin dirt nap. Dead. I couldn’t look at my dad for like a week. Lmaooo

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Yes. This was so awkward but my 5 year old daughter found my ball gag. She asked, “mommy why does this belt have a ball in the middle?” I felt my face go red lol. Usually I am pretty good with answering appropriately but also innocently, but this time I had nothing. So I go, “... I don’t know how to answer you right now...” and took it from her lol. She persisted for a minute but finally gave up.

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Yeahs 😳 i still live with my mom and 
I usually keep my vibrator under my mattress but it was still in my purse and my 
Mom went into it to find some mascara and she found it. She didn’t say anything to me till weeks or even months later idk when we were having a argument about something and she’s like well at least I’m not hiding a certain toy and I’m like what are you talking about and then she told me how she found it lol and then she saw it again when she was taking my sheets off my bed cause I didn’t put it away after using it lol obviously it was clean though 
I put it under my pillow when I’m too tired to put it under my mattress. 
I’m moving out soon so she won’t have to see it anymore lol 😆

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I ordered a wand off amazon..and I also ordered a sleep mask. The sleep mask was for sleeping but they sent it in the same box. But i live above my aunts shop, it got delivered there, she opened it, realized what it was, then put it in front of my door with a note that said “sorry I opened it on accident. Good choice btw” I was mortified. But hey..I still have my wand and I love it 💕💕😂😂

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friends were house sitting and looking for our remote haha

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Yes😂😂 I lied and said it wasn’t mine 😭😭

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my mother in law 😂

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I've found both of my mom dildos

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My daughter handed my brother in law my vibrator. I had it hidden but apparently not good enough.

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No joke, my 2nd boyfriend got me a 2 sideded strap on to use on him (I wasn’t comfortable with doing that) but I had it in my backpack and MY HOUSE BURNED DOWN!!!! Well the people who clean your house after a fire took the backpack( it hadn’t been in the area of the fire) they cleaned my toy and then gave it back. But it was MY PARENTS house so they got the stuff back and was going through it and found it!! It was sooo embarrassing!! 😱😂

Has anyone/family ever found your toys💦🙊?

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