I see women all the time right after they had their baby makeup done, hair done, lookin beautiful as hell! And I’m over here like fuck you mean I have to get out of bed? I only slept for 10 hours. And why are my dogs acting like they’ve been neglected for 10years... they just woke up too!!! So I drag my self out of bed an hour before work like

And my dogs are all

And then I remember, there are new moms out there that JUST HAD their baby gettin out of bed after 39 minutes of sleep like

Come out lookin like Miss Universe meanwhile I look like the troll from under the bridge stumbling down the stairs to take the dogs out 😂