My kid is constantly tossing them out of the crib (still uses one to sleep he’s 12 months don’t @ me) and you would think they’re in the vicinity of the crib, but no, I’m convinced they fall into a fucking wormhole through space because I never see that shit again!!!!!

Perhaps quantum mechanics is real after all?!

Now he’s crying for the pacifier he threw off the face of the earth, like I did it.

I want to be where the pacifier is now.....