Your first words after baby was born?

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I said something like "How much hair does he have?" 🤣

My mom and husband were there, and later made fun of me for it. In my defense, I only asked because the doctor said "Keep going! I see a full head of hair already!" And since my husband was mere seconds from having a panic attack even after our son was out, I thought I'd distract him with a dumb question. ☺