So here i am in shorts that tighten with a tie and i have to go to the bathroom really bad... so i go to the bathroom and untie my pants but they are in a huge knot i cant get it out so i run out to my mom and i say get out this knot as she proceeds to undo it the dog jumps up on the couch and steps on my moms phone she says if you scratch my phons im going to be pissed and the i respond with yeah if you dont get this knot out in time i will be to, in more than one way

i just thought that was funny.

oh... and i made it to the bathroom in time and i didnt pee on myself