Small period story time

So I was late 29 days late (got my period today 😩👏🏻) and I was like “oh fuckkjjjj” bc I literally looked pregnant because I was SO bloated(about two weeks ago) and every time I checked, NADA. ZERO. ZILT. NOTHING HONEY. Like, “ yo where’s the blood @?”

And for the past four days I’ve been living off of cocoa pebbles and chocolate covered graham crackers and some additional doughnuts.

I had been having HORRIBLE HORRIBLE cramps and some fun little constipation. The thing was, I didn’t know if it was period cramps or IBS ( because I suffer from IBS, and the symptoms are similar-ish), and I had stopped believing it was period cramps and I thought I ate something bad. I was supposed to go to dinner w/ my family tonight and I was having this SUPPPPER emotional experience- I was literally crying sm (lmao, but not really) and I was like “ALL I WANNA DO IS STAY AT HOME AND NOT INTERACT.”

And then when I came home, my little girlfriend (my period bahah) was like “hey bitch I’m bacccck” and I was like “girl don’t scare me like that”

I don’t actually talk to my period blood, but if I could, that would be a great representation bahahah.

So I got it even though I hate being on it, I GOT IT AND I FEEL RELIEVED :)))