The “TWW” 😭 The Two Week Wait... 11 DPO

The dreaded “two week wait”. Normally time FLIES for me, except for during the TWW. Anyone have suggestions for how to make time fly?? And how to not obsessively google any and every little symptom??

Since I’m here, here are my symptoms so far...

7-8 dpo - watery CM. Several times through the day I felt a gush as though AF had come. Nothing there there! Just watery CM.

9 dpo - dry or such little CM I couldn’t even identify what kind it was. Cramps are dull and light.

10 dpo - CM changed several times during the day. From dry to wet to sticky. Cramps are stronger, dull and on lower right side.

11 dpo - creamy CM and an off white color. Cramps are sharp and on both sides. Woke up with a headache but went away with 30 mins. Took a pregnancy test - negative.

Any thoughts??