OK! so, my life got interesting lately, Ive almost always been a third wheel, in basically every situation possible so it was no surprise that when i become the pet of one of my female friends to help me cope with my fear of women it was no suprise that i would be third wheeling them consistently

(they talked ot out and there was no problem with me being her pet) well after the first night i stayed at there house and the boyfriend got super drunk and well she and him both had their way with me we then discussed it the next day

and we talked it out now and he treats me equal to her well today i was at his parents house (they brought me along) and this women is obviously very old fashioned so i figured we would keep my status as the gfs freind well i had been talking about my upbringing and what rules i had to follow as a child (she had lectured her grandkids on eating icecream on the couch) and she turns to boyfriend and goes i like your friend they know thr rules maybe you should do a little switcharoo (friend had gotten in trouble for taking her undies off in their home while they were gone) AND THIS BOY GOES "THEY ARE BOTH MY GIRLFRIENDS" and his mother looked horrified i laughed and tried to explain that because im around so often its like he has two girlfrep

inds because he feeds us both and such and holy cow now im sitting here like

Fr i think i maxed out on the third wheel spectrum😂