I’m on my period so I was giving my husband a blow job lastnight. Than he starts to take my top down to play with my boobs.

I was like “Babe I’m on my period so we can’t have sex”

He goes to the bathroom and pulls out Vaseline.

I’m like “fuck no your not using that in my ass it will hurt even more”

Him “no it won’t”

Me “ yes it will everyone knows you don’t use Vaseline for anal”.

So we ended up just using a lot of spit and it was fine.

The way he pulled the Vaseline out was freaking hilarious.

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Had to use eggplants. LOL

Thank you ladies for the comments about the lubes. I’ll look into them.

We usually don’t need lube because usually when we do anal we go from vag to butt and I’m usually wet enough or we use a lil spit and I’m more relaxed so it goes in way easier.

Lastnight we didn’t do that so I wasn’t relaxed or wet. He did play with me a lil to relax me up so that helped a lot.

And to the commenter who commented about having sex on your period and getting eaten out.

That’s just nasty, I would never want to have my husbands face down there while I’m bleeding.

But to each there own. I’m not here to judge.