Cruel joke baby!

Me

39 weeks 5 days.

Not nice keeping mama up tossing and turning. Jumpy legs and insomnia!! I had evil cramps at 4 am that I couldn’t figure out if they were coming and going or just consistent.

Oh boy if that was anything like labor, I’m screwed! They hurt! I fell asleep after half an hour so they must have gone away.

Now I’m tired and wondering why the F you mess with your mama like that?