Okay so I live in Germany and we have to take out these yellow bags (plastic trash) every so often. So anyway it's a good evening I have dinner and I decided to go on a walk with my dad (the streets are so quiet at 9-10pm it's awesome) anyway were five minutes into the walk when I spot what looks like an old english sheepdog

so im excited cause i only see them in the movies and I'm a big dog person. so I turn to my dad and say "hey do you see that sheepdog just hanging out by the fence." he gave me a strong confused look to see if I was joking.

I nod my head and start running only to slow down when the "dog" turned into a FUCKING RECYCLING BAG.

My face went from

to (suddenly realising)

to omg I'm fucking blind

whoops