How I came out

Ash

This is how I came out to my friend.

We were eating tortilla chips and I accidentally swallowed a large pease hole. I told my friend and she said “I wonder if it will hurt coming out”, I looked at her and said point black “I’m bi”,she gave me a look and I continued to say “nope no fiscal pain.

There no point in this really I just wanted to tell someone lol.

Please comment how you came out I’m really curious, any funny stories?