Where do I find a husband that doesn't breath?

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Or eat, or make noises. I love the guy- but he's so damn annoying right now!!!!

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I bet you could find one on amazon! 😂

I feel ya tho!!!!

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Omg yesssssss. Listening to him chew irritates me, smelling him after he’s come in from work and smells all grungy irritates me, he’s suddenly snoring like an ogre and I have to sleep with earplugs. I love him but dear Mother Mary we need space lol

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Lol!!!!!! Love this. I asked my husband why he has to breathe and he asked me why I was questioning his existence. Don’t know how he puts up with me.

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Lol this is so accurate. I can’t stand him lately. I mean I love him, but everythinggggg he does drives me nuts. Poor guy. I’m sure I’m not easy to live with these days.

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I LOVE THIS POST!!!😂😂😂

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Omg lol I literally just told my husband to stop breathing near me because it was too loud and I couldn’t stand it. 😂😂🤣 I felt bad but it was driving me nuts!

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Yes I so agree!!! My husbands breathing could get him killed 😂😂💙

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They just don’t understand 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Where do I find a husband that doesn't breath?

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