Every time I think about this I laugh. I was on one.

So I was suuuuper stoned. I took a shower at my friends house and they have this huge mirror. So I got out the shower and was just staring at myself in the mirror really stoned and then I noticed how bloated my stomach is. (My stomach is pretty chubby) so I start fucking around standing side ways and then sticking my stomach all the way out and suddenly I start freaking out thinking to myself, “omg what if I’ve been pregnant for months and it’s just now showing”(girl you’ve been big tho?😂) “that totally explains why I’m so big” (nah bitch your just fat😂) shit like that. And then I put my clothes on and stuff then I go to my friends room and i sit there like 😐 and she’s like what? And I’m like soo your going to think I’m weird but I was looking in the mirror and I noticed how big my stomach is and was wondering what if I’ve been pregnant for months and I’m just now noticing. She dead ass looked at me and was like no your just high lol. But yeah that’s a story from when I thought I was pregnant for like 2 minutes lol