My grandma asked me about my sex life

I run errands with my grandma every week. I told of her that my MIL will be coming tomorrow and taking care of the kids. My husband is taking me to dinner, getting a hotel in Galveston, and then we’re waking up really early to go fishing. We live an hour away from Galveston so waking up an extra hour earlier is hard.

My grandma was like “ohhh a hotel?!? How romantic!” She then says “do you have lingerie for the night?”

😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

I told her there’s no point because it just comes off anyway...

She then told me to dress up and do a dance with a scarf for my husband 😂😂

My grandpa died like 7 years ago. She’s 78, had a massive stroke in 40s, and has dementia. I think I need to buy her some romance novels or something 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m kinda curious if dancing with scarves was a big deal back then now lol