Warning: Mildly Explicit Sex Description.

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So my boyfriend and I are long distance over the summer. We go to the same college town and I stayed, he went back home. So I visited him for four days, not expecting us to be able to have any kind of physical contact because his mom and brother are in the house and he usually won’t try it with them there.

Well this time, he went 110% and decided we were going to have sneaky sex as often as possible. Day one comes and I drive all the way there only to find out that his mom is going out to lunch with friends and his brother is across the house. So as soon as his mom left, he gives me this look

And it was on. He turned to lock the door and I was ready. I hadn’t seen him in like a month and a half and I was ready for that vitamin D.

I laid my ass down on that bed and he followed me and it was crazy from there. We were rolling around and making out and grinding and touching. His mouth did wonders on my body. Finally, we ripped our clothes off and a month and a half of pure agony left my body because he started pounding into me like crazy.

It was honestly the best sex we had had in a long time. It was a little spicier than normal too. I’m surprised his brother didn’t hear us, but we tried to stay moderately quiet.

So skip to our last night together and we are getting it on, but this time, his mom is asleep across the house and so we have to be quieter than normal. He says “stand up and bend over” and I start getting all giddy because I know what’s coming. So he starts pounding into me from behind and I’m all like

But the bed is shaking a bit so he says “let’s do this on the floor.”

So here’s where sexy turns embarrassing.

I turn to go lay down and as I do, my vagina makes the WORST farting noise humanly possible. Like it goes quite a bit, multiple times until all of the air is finally gone and I couldn’t stop it!

My vagina betrayed me! It was so loud!

My boyfriend tries to be sexy through the whole thing to not break our character, but I just give in, my whole face turns red, and I start snorting and laughing as quietly as possible. As soon as I start laughing, his whole face falls and he starts laughing too. We are both naked, rolling around on the floor laughing, anyone could literally wake up and come check up on us.

After settling down, we finally get back into it and finish. He fell asleep with me in the bed afterwards.

Moments like that remind me that I love my man and it shows me how much he loves me. 💕 It also showed me that we aren’t good at having sneaky sex. 🤷🏼‍♀️