Happy hump day!

Have to share my awkwardness of the day..

So I have a rash on my butthole (and so it begins. 😂)

Found it last night! So I was Googling everything I could to figure out what it could be (still dont know, possibly ringworm 😔)

Called my doctor today this is how the convo went...

Me: "Hello, so I have this rash on my butt. Its red raised up and in a quarter/half dollar size circle and it tapers off into a cone. Doesn't hurt, I cant tell if it really itches or just me thinking it does because I know its there and its freaking me out"

Nurse: "Where exactly is it located"

Me: "Not on my butthole but right next to it on the left side"

Nurse: "How long has it been there?"

Me: "Im not really sure i dont look at my butthole much"

Nurse: "Well how did you find out it was there?"

Me: "I was looking at how fat and ugly my butt looked in the mirror last night and saw something red so i looked deeper and found it"

Nurse: "Ill send your notes to the doctor and get back to you"

🙃 Happy Wednesday! 😂