Him: why werent you watching the dog? they woke me up.

Me: i was in the bath room. im sorry.

Him: oh yeah bullshit. cause it looks like you've done anything with yourself.

*i get upset and walk out without a word*

(5mins later)

*he comes out and jumps on top of me with the most savage look on his face with his fist up asking why i take everything so seriously and calling me retarded as he gets up and walks away to the shower..

*i say nothing..