I started masturbating at a young age. I didn't know what it meant. Didn't know it was sexual. Just knew it felt good. What can I say, I was a horny kid!

I will admit, though, I did some pretty funky things. I had a little tv in my bedroom and I would flip through the channels searching for people making out, having sex, or....people tied up.

Yes. Young me was into bondage.

So I'd go to the bathroom, put some liquid soap in my underwear (Yep. I liked it wet then, too), go in my room, hop on my bed, and hump my blankets to whatever was on tv. (Was this the beginnings to porn?)

My favorite things to watch were scenes from movies. This is where it gets weird. Two movies would get me off.

The first?

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. That scene where Edmund is tied up.

You thought that was bad? Just wait. The next is absolutely horrifying.

Star Wars: Episode VI. When Princess Leia is seen wearing a red bikini and is chained to.... Jabba the Hutt.

I was 8 years old, okay? Kids are odd.

So there you have it... what are your weird masturbation stories?