So once in a while my husband drinks to much and suddenly has a weak bladder. He's peed on the couch and has soaked through mattresses.

Well lastnight he was bare naked face up with no sheets on.

I woke up to the sound of a hard core piss stream. He however was out cold. I aim him away from our poor dogs kennel then looked to see if he was in it.

He wasn't. He was shaking and soaked and hiding under the bed. Poor thing.

Nothing like having to bath a piss soaked dog before work.