so I posted a poll on my IG story about ranch and pizza going good together. keep in mind that my stories and page are private.

tell me how this guy was able to like one of my pictures AND vote on my poll. then he wanted to follow me. so I got curious and clicked on his page.

that MF'er was private! so I accepted his follow and requested to follow him.

a few seconds later, he started liking my posts and he dm'd me. *I would share screenshots but my dumb ass deleted the messages... and I am paraphrasing how the convo went. I can't remember word for word*

Rando: "Ranch isn't good in everything" (grammar mistake... I know. it urkes me too)

Me: "Well I'm from the South so it tastes good"

Rando: *talks about how ranch and hot wings go good. and proceeds to send my one of my posts to me* "Haha. I agree"

Me: "Yeah... thanks for stalking me."

Rando: "Sorry? I thought you were cool. owo"

Me: "No you're cool. I just don't know you"

then he never responded back.

I checked to see if he still followed me. and he did accept my request. but I think he blocked me because I can't see his page anymore.

I just found it funny how "forward" I was with him. like I get it if you wanna be my friend and all... But don't be begging for my attention with all these likes on my old posts and messaging me. I don't need that.

anyways... just wanted to share a story about a lowkey thirsty guy.