So , a few days ago , I was taking a bomb ass shower . The water was warm and nice . My skin was soft , a few hours before a dick appointment. Life was good . So I lathered my body up in soap . Then my phone which was by the sink started to ring . It was my alarm . So my dumb ass hopped out of the shower with soap all over my body and went to turn off the alarm . Whilst skipping back to the shower , I slipped and kid you not I was in the air for a good 2 seconds . I landed on the edge of the shower . On my poor left butt cheek . Then after that , the soapy floor kind of pushed me to the back of the bathroom where I bumped my head on the wall :)