Sexting fail. Why’s he gotta be so witty?!

kayluv

So I’m away visiting family, my boyfriend couldn’t make it because he couldn’t miss that many days of work. So I’m hanging out having a few drinks and decide to sneak off to the bathroom, took a quick pic of my boob, juuust one. And sent it to him asking “would you like to see them both?” And his witty ass responds: “once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen both.” 💀 haha never been shut down quicker