The most unfortunate names

These are some of the most unfortunate names I’ve encountered:

Harry Book (one of my middle school teachers)

Richard ‘Dick’ Socks (customer at a store I worked at in high school)

And some kids I went to school with; Mike Hunt, Forrest Sludge, Candy Baker and Mi Weiwei.

I feel infinitely sorry for all these people. What are the worst you all have come across?