ANAL DISASTER.

TMI—

Just to be clear this isn’t going to be a story about how I shit all over my boyfriend’s dick- it sure is close though. Let’s begin!

So one of my boyfriend’s fantasies was...ya know...anal. And I was...ya know...terrified. I had never done it before and thought it would hurt. Months go by and I’m ready to try it. And folks, it hurt like hell. Yup. The first two times (pun intended) hurt like a dagger in the booty.

But the third time?! Magical. It didn’t hurt. It hit the g-spot directly and consistently. And what do ya know...I climaxed! Wow. Complete 180 right?

So the fourth time I was ready. Strapped in. Let’s do this. But this time we were trying different positions and everything hurt. After a while I was so unbelievably uncomfortable I yelled STOP, pushed him away and started to tear up. I didn’t know if I was gonna pass out or what but I felt funky. So I ran to the shower to clean off. Cleaned Gina (vagina) and “the other one” and realized. SHIT. No no no...litterally. Shit. A small pebble had escaped the back door and I was mortified. Did he see??!! When did this happen?!! How could this happened??!

I went back to the room to explain that the other positions we did were painful (acting like I didn’t just find a friggin pebble size poo out of my booty) and he comforted me. He had NO IDEA he was SOOO close to seeing brown town....

So there ya go! My opinion of anal is definitely conflicted now. Do any of y’all have similar stories?