You know you’re pregnant when....

so My husband and I had sex for the first time in a couple weeks, well he finishes and I start laughing because the way I was laying on him it sounded like I was suffocating the poor guy, and I said “oh no now I have to pee” he’s like well get up, don’t pee on me and he starts laughing and so then I couldn’t stop laughing and I freaking peed on him a little 😐😂😐😂😐😂 🤦‍♀️😆 we both about died at that point laughing so hard because we both know I can’t control it.... learn to laugh people!