meeting all the Doctors.. 😬

I was up at 5am and was thinking about this. My doctors office is located in the hosptial and they ask that as you go through your prenatal visits you schedule one qith each doctor because unless your scheduled to be induced, you don't kniw what doctor will be there when you go into labor.. well... I was thinking...

1. This aint my first Rodeo. I am not no pro because ive already had 2 children and both with out an epidural but... its made me pretty comfortable with my body.. Not like driving around with the windows down and my tits flying through the air like a pair of basset hound ears comfortable.. 😂😂 but like when its time for a pap smear, ill spread em like my husbands about to go down for an all you can eat buffet.

2. i also learned, when it's time to push.. push.. my first i pushed for 40 minute.. that was about 35 minutes to long. the 2nd was 5 minutes.. i was no longer worried about pooping myself.. and I'm pretty sure a nurse plugged my butthole with her thumb to stop me.. i gave it my all.

3. back to the meeting of the doctors.. the dr. barely comes in while in labor.. Usually just when you push. So, by that time i don't give two shits on who's trying to catch this slippery potato looking baby from my hooha.. Joe Schmo could walk in and be like lets do this.. and id probably look at him and yell.. ready.. set.. Hike.. lmao