There’s this REALLY sexy guy I met while playing Pokemon Go. He rides a motorcycle and has a beard and he makes my mouth water.

I can’t talk to him. I can’t look at him. I can’t DO anything. I want to find out his name and get his number and go out with him but I just can’t make myself do anything. This happens every time I like someone.

I feel like I’d have more success starting online but I don’t even know his pogo username. Heeelp!

How can I get over this?