Ladies, what do your call your period?

I’m collecting a huge list of names, nicknames, code words and secret indicators that you use for menstruation. Please share any word or phrase you’ve ever used or heard of. Here’s a starter list:

Period

Aunto Flo (AF)

Menstruation

That time of the month

The redcoats are disembarking

The british are coming

My monthly

The bleed

Bloody unavailable

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