Although it's been 7 days since the crew was administered a 7 days worth of progesterone the elusive creature known as AF still has not surfaced. I fear she may never make an appearance again. The crew has been complaining about pain in the chest region and cramping but still not solid evidence that the creature will show her evil face. Many tests have been taken to prove no insemination has occurred. The crew is becoming increasing frustrated but we are trying to maintain hope. Tomorrow I may need to contact the chief medical officer to discuss further action.