Stripper Money

I found a dollar that had been left in my shorts. It's been sitting on my night stand for a couple of weeks now. I was just cleaning and I decided that it was finally time to put it in my wallet. On my way to my purse, I passed my husband doing the dishes.

He was working hard, so instead, I decided to give him a little tip. I walked up, put the dollar in the waistband of his shorts, and walked away. I almost made it out of the kitchen before he realized what I had done. He thought I was tucking in his drawstring 😂 He took the dollar out, grabbed me, and shoved it down my pants. We fought for a couple of minutes, taking turns giving each other the dollar, before I finally ceded.

I went back to our room and put the dollar back on my night stand 😅 My husband comes back to talk to me and then gives me a hug. I feel him pull on my pants and walk away grinning. I'm thinking that he put the dollar back. I playfully roll my eyes as I grab it out of my waistband. He stops at the door and says "You needed a better tip." I look down and I have a $20 bill in my hand. He then says "Sorry, it's all I had in my wallet."

And that's how I knew I married the right man. Not for the money, but for the simple fact that we had fun and he still gives me compliments and shows his love for me in multiple ways every day. He was only the 2nd boy that I had dated, and the only man that I've ever been intimate with and we've been together for 9 years (since we were 14 years old).