So my cat is bugging me while I'm trying to rest and recover from my c-section. Having a 13 lb cat trying to climb all over you just five days post op is not fun.

As she leaps on my chest I aim a titty at him and fire away.

She was so shocked, and I don't even know what got into me to think squirting breastmilk at my cat was a good idea.

Needless to say, she has left me alone.