As a breastfeeding mother I felt a little embarrassed about not knowing how to 'hand express'. I've tried doing it the way I see in videos and tried doing it how the consultant showed me but never could get any out. (I'm very very low supply so it's not much anyway)

Anyway, Hubby and I were making love and he loves playing with them. He was doing that and we both noticed some milk dripping on him!! We started laughing and I told him I've never been able to do it myself and he says, "Living where I do, I've milked a lot of animals" I said have you ever had sex with any of them? We giggled and he said "No, that's a first" anyway, I asked him to show me how and he did. I was having it go into the small one ounce bottles and he was having a hard time getting it to go in. He dead serious asked if I could get on all four and find a pan or something bigger for it to go in😂🤣 I laughed and I said never milked a human before?

Now after I pump I hand express to empty fully. (Not on all fours)