so when i know my college roomate will be out for awhile i take advantage of my alone time with my vibrator. and since my bed is raised up high, i get lazy and leave it in my shorts until i climb down from my bed. on saturdays, the dining hall by my residence hall is closed so I have to walk across campus to the other one, so I did just that about an hour ago. After i finished my pizza i got up to put my plate away and guess what

I forgot to take my vibrator out of my shorts. so i walked across campus with what looked like a penis in my pants 😂