I teach first grade and husband is the biggest hypochondriac 😂 so unless I feel like I might have something, I hardly ever tell him if a student is sick...

Well today:

1 student barfed

1 student had a fever and headache

1 student had to use her inhaler and ...

1 student had lice

But it’s fertile window. So in full disclosure I I let him know about barf and lice.

And after de-lousing me in all my strong essential oils and a super hot shower, he combed my hair and gave me the go ahead that I was clear...

And then we were able to BD.

And it was gooooooood.

After catching our breath, he tells me I need to sit back because I may have transferred to his hair or beard

To which I’m like

“What’s mine is yours hon” 😂😂😂

All for the sake of procreation, I tell you....