Husband 😐

Torri

Me- “okay I’m going to bed”

Husband- “okay want me to come massage you?”

Me- “no I really want you to just leave me alone.”

Husband- “you never want to have sex!”

How did I know that’s what he meant by massage?! Like I would kill for a massage right now but not if that means having sex afterwards 😂 poor hubby! 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️