So when I’m texting my man and I jokingly tell him to shut up and he says “make me”— where do I go from there? I always feel like I’m too repetitive with my replies so what are some creative things I could say to really get him going?

Side note: He’s currently away so I just want to get straight to the point with it and not be cryptic about it. Just want to be blunt and tell him exactly how I’ll ‘make him’.