Girls, I need to scream into the void a little here

It's only fucking tuesday, and this has been my week: I found out that my ex has a new girlfriend and has for a while. And was seeing her for some time before that. This might just be a normal level of angsty, except he and I have been keeping up a casual FWB thing - we broke up bc we wanted different things, not because we didn't enjoy each other's company - and it turns out...he was FUCKING CHEATING ON HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND (who I didn't know about) with me all this time. ARGHGHG. Like, months and months. (But also, he like, really wants me to meet her. WTF). 

Next up, I think my housemate (the only guy we've ever had as a housemate) is trying to IDEK make a move on me or something. OUT OF THE BLUE. He texts me and asks me if we can catch up tonight, and okay, it's been a few days and we're friendly, so sure. Maybe he's got a new job or something! Yeah, no. He makes a first attempt at broaching the conversation (I assume) with an opener like, "uh, speaking of high school flashbacks..." and then loses his nerve. And then later is like, "um...how high is your tolerance for awkward conversations right now?" And I was like, "none!" and scampered off.  Look, maybe he just wants to complain about my car blocking his motorcycle in or something. But I was not getting that vibe. 

IDEK if he heard me talking to my other roommate last night about situation number 1, because if he did, his time is fucking awful. MEN. I am seriously done with them. I wish sexual orientation was a choice because I would never have anything to do with men again.