Dear Aunt Flo,

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Thanks so much for showing up 2 days late and getting my hopes up. It was awesome when I finally caved this morning and tested and got a BFN and then within minutes you showed up! This monthly emotional roller coaster is so much fun! And I’m super psyched to go through all those Geritol headaches again next month!

Go passionately fuck yourself!

Sincerely,

Melissa