I just had a real life sitcom moment 🤦‍♀️

So my husband and I were watching a show together and i noticed our newborn daughter was in her swing perfectly content and falling asleep so I decided that this was the perfect time to get some me-time and take a hot and soothing bath, because I deserved it after a long day with a cranky toddler and baby.

About 5 minutes into the bath, the baby started to cry but my husband was right by her so I didn’t worry. He would take care of her right?

RIGHT?!

Wrong...

So I was in the tub listening to the baby cry thinking and HOPING TO GOD that she was just being cranky and he was trying to calm her down. He doesn’t like letting her cry. After about 10 minutes I get out so I could help. I look down the hall and what do I see? My husband sleeping like a ROCK no further than 3 feet away from our screaming newborn who you could probably hear from 5 miles away. I was in such awe that I just stood there in the hallway staring at my husband like

I finally snapped out of it and went up to him. Woke him up, which should be an Olympic event because OH MY GOD, and he wakes up like

And I point at our screaming child and say “She’s been screaming for 15 minutes, how the fuck did you sleep through that?”

And he had the balls to say “Oh. Did you feed the cats?”

So I just looked at him and calmly whispered so I wouldn’t yell

“I’m about to. Could you please take the baby to bed with you so I can feed the cats, and I’ll be right there to feed her.”

He said “ok just give me second.”

So I went to go feed the cats and go to dry off because I was still all wet and didn’t want to get the baby wet and cold. I head back to the bedroom and neither he, nor the baby are there. She’s still crying so I go back to the living room and he was back to sleeping like a freaking baby. I went up to him and I’m just like:

So I get the baby and went to bed to feed her. All the while my husband was snoring on the couch.

Moral of the story: Men are from Mars.