Motherhood is...spending $100 on cute baby clothes that will fit your baby for 1 month while you wear the same dirty top 3 days in a row....🎀

Motherhood is....not eating until 2pm because well....babies are a shit ton of work🥙

Motherhood is...having your baby scream like a psycho path with everyone else but calm the fuck down the second their in your arms💕 basically you feel like a superhero

Motherhood is...spending your entire day sterilizing the same shit over and over and over and over....😐

Motherhood is....eating 3 cookies and calling that a meal🍪 #youdowhatyougottado

Motherhood is...planning to be out of the house by noon....actually leaving by 1:30pm😬

Motherhood is....having to poop...so you go the next day because there just isn’t time for a potty break OR pooping with an audience 💩

Motherhood is....being covered in breast milk vomit🤮 because your child has mastered the “exorcist” puke and you refuse to change your outfit for the rest of the day and dirty more clothes.

Motherhood is...wanting to leave the house SO badly to get a break and once your away...not knowing what to do and missing your baby so badly it hurts🤱🏼

Motherhood is...being able to sleep in an instant...anytime...anywhere...no need for a pillow, blanket or even a bed🛏

Motherhood is...staying out until.....your boobs almost explode🎆

Motherhood is...taking 3 days to vacuum your entire house because any task just takes a super fucking long time...🤪

Motherhood is...wanting to scratch your husband/partners eyes out when they say “what did you even do all day?”🤬

Motherhood is...cold coffee, sweat pants/tights, leaky boobs & a never ending pile of laundry ☕️

Motherhood is...being topless ALL👏🏼the 👏🏼damn👏🏼time👏🏼

Motherhood is...constantly putting your hand on your baby’s chest to make sure they are still alive😅

Motherhood is...changing the baby’s diaper and getting poop under your nails and realizing how NOT so glamorous this whole mommy thing is...✌🏼

Motherhood is...having a PVR full of all your favourite shows and movies and having zero time to watch any of it...and when you do have spare time = sleep ALWAYS wins🙌🏻

Motherhood is...sucking boogers out of your infants nose without batting an eye👃🏼 #godblessnosefrida

Motherhood is...shaving your legs, combing your hair and putting on mascara & expecting your husband to act as though you look like a model💁🏼‍♀️

Motherhood is....jamming as many diapers into the diaper genie as possible and waiting for the other person to finally cave and empty it💩😂

Been at this for a month so I’m sure I missed a ton....keep it going mamas, we all need a laugh and the truth about motherhood is always hilarious!!

This is how we sleep...and I love it😍

She’s napping and I’m.....watching her nap instead of doing the million things around the house that need to be done...

1 month old💕

My bathroom partner

Being judged already✌🏼