Just because it’s BEYOND dumb πŸ˜‚

Temeeka β€’ 🌈 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mother of 4 15, 14, 13, 11.... TTC for our first Surrogacy.

So my wife, our kids and I had dinner at my Ex’s last night, and I was teaching her how to nail pork crackling .

(Is e have Roast Pork EVERY Sunday mind you).

I have been a Chef for 2 years, and a Mum for 14.:.

I’ve never ONCE cut myself...

Somehow , last night while I was yammering to my ex while she was making me coffee and I was cutting pumpkin, I slipped.

It literally squirt blood across the bench πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Turns out I may very well have cut a tendon and my nerve πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

What a FUCKING MORON!

#mumfailandahalf