Just because it’s BEYOND dumb 😂
So my wife, our kids and I had dinner at my Ex’s last night, and I was teaching her how to nail pork crackling .
(Is e have Roast Pork EVERY Sunday mind you).
I have been a Chef for 2 years, and a Mum for 14.:.
I’ve never ONCE cut myself...
Somehow , last night while I was yammering to my ex while she was making me coffee and I was cutting pumpkin, I slipped.
It literally squirt blood across the bench 😂😂😂😂
Turns out I may very well have cut a tendon and my nerve 😂😂😂
What a FUCKING MORON!