I just had to throw it out there that I’m at a new clients house and (thank God!!!) while they were still in bed, I think I broke the little peg on the leg of their couch. I’m so mortified I could die. I leaned over on the arm to grab something and heard a crunch. I thought I’d broken a damn support thing inside the couch. I’m a big girl. Tall and fat. Luckily its a really short peg so maybe not noticeable right away but I’m so embarrassed. I’m never eating again. 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 I’m trying to tell myself it was messed up before. Right? Right?! Currently moved to the other couch, sitting in the middle of it, not moving, and thinking skinny thoughts.

Please share some embarrassing stories so I feel less alone 😂