Guys I freaked the fuck out today! So when I'm on my period I like to occasionally use our shower head to flick the bean.

Today was one of those days! However, I got out of the shower and when I was drying myself I noticed this big ol' lump near my clit. It looked like I had done the Kylie Jenner lip challenge on my vajay.

As I said, I'm on my period and I've been super emotional so I immediately started crying not understanding why I had a monster clit going on.

And then after googling to try to find out wtf was happening it finally occurred to me that shooting high pressure hot water at my lady bits is probably going to make things swell. So then I laughed at myself for freaking out. Ahh the struggles of being a horny woman on her period.