Christmas gift help?? lol

Alyssa

so this is the weirdest place to post this but i don’t want my father to see it lol i have no clue what to get him because every time i try to look for inspiration on pinterest and the web it comes up with gifts for the stereotypical dad BUT my dad is not like that AT ALL. He’s a very shy man who smokes and drinks a lot, he spends a lot of time in the garage but only to smoke and very rarely work on a car. I was thinking i could just buy him a bunch of smokes but my wallet can’t handle that and my family really wants him to quit, then i thought a nudie calendar for the garage, with the faves covered with pics of my mom, but that’s probably too inappropriate lol, does anyone have any ideas? or at least relate??