This Man I Swear

So my husband is home from work a little early. We were having A conversation about his mom. This man then walks into the kitchen and out of left field says "i realized wearing a sweater inside has kept me warm" I'm sitting here like 👇👇👇

He then goes to our room and puts a sweater on. Its not even cold in our house. Then as this man starts to sit down he says "ass bleeding or death" again I'm looking like 👇👇👇👇

I say what he says the commercial. OK I wasn't paying attention to the TV so OK. So I'm sitting here laughing my ass off literally crying. Ladies make sure your man can make you laugh. This is what I go through daily.