Anyone else think/feel Mother Nature is kind of a bitch?

She Like here.... your gunna bleed for 3-7 days. Then you have to pee on a stick to see if your ovulating.

Then ONCE you get a positive you have 12-48hr to baby dance. And that is if and only if your husband is home in time or home at all.

But once you do the deed on the right day. I’m going to sit here and make the next 14 days suck and giving all these symptoms and play mind trick to think you have a little bundle of joy, to just slap you with your period. 🙄

Well Mother Nature.... all I can say is 🖕🏻🖕🏻. Don’t be such a salty bitch. It’s Christmas, just gift us with a baby. We spend year doing the whole period thing. Just give us a 9-10 month break and then we will gladly take the period back. 🙄